Most people climb rock walls….I patch them….and I am tired of it already - and not even half done!

See pictures of the progress here:
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It is Dear Diary Day…and I have been reading excerpts from Kenny’s Diary. Here are just a few!

January 1st, 1995
Grandma gave me this journal for Christmas. It is now 20 minutes past midnight and it has been a terrible New Year so far. I wish something exciting would happen to me. I wish I had a girlfriend.

May 16th, 1997
Alaina and I are in love! It is official! She told Kenzie VanGerpen, who told Jason, who told me.
I told Jason to tell Kenzie to tell Alaina that I return her love. I am over the moon with joy and butterflies. I can overlook the fact that Alaina plays the piano and has her own lighter. When you are in love such things don’t matter.

February 23rd, 2008
OK. It’s the end of February. No morekidding around! You have to go outwith someone! You haven’t gone out with someone since the summer! At least fool around with someone! Come on! You’ve got it in ya!

And the one Kenny has of mine….

13 March 1996
We didn’t have school because of the snow today. I miss Scott. I don’t know why, because I’ve seen him all week except for today. P.S. Please help me to be more mature and help me to fill out my bra.

And just for the record…. I believe I filled it out quite well!!

Ziplock bags — Male, because they hold everything in but you can always see right through them.

Swiss army knife — Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

Kidneys — Female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

Copier — Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Plus, it’s an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. It can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tire — Male, because it goes bald and is often over inflated.

Hammer — Male, because it hasn’t evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.

Remote control — Female. It gives men pleasure, they’d be lost without it and while they don’t always know the right buttons to push, they keep trying.

 Hourglass — Female, because over time the weight shifts to the bottom.

…on fumes this morning! It was touch and go for a while….

And on another note….Here are the “Beers Americans No Longer Love”

8. Budweiser
7. Milwaukee’s Best Light
6. Miller Genuine Draft
5. Old Milwaukee
4. Milwaukee’s Best
3. Bud Select
2. Michelob Light
1. Michelob

…if you can call it that! See the video HERE

see our promotion pictures:

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We have 1 week under our belts….and it was an interesting week!

I use the first hour of the show everyday to curl my hair…

And Kenny managed to get the training bottle back - for a little while!